If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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