The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Maybe he injected his testicle?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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