Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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