he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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