You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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