Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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