Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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