Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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