i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I think I died a long time ago.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
