Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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