Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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