So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I seem to have left my pride at pride
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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