That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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