Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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