how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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