I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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