Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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