I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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