what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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