don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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