How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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