ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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