Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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