is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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