But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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