So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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