adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Randomize
