He said it FELT really good! Not that it looked or smelled great! Lol!!! I'm sure it did feel good because it was something warm all over his cock and balls! I get that and I'm a girl! If it had been warm chocolate syrup you wouldn't be so hard on him would you.
9:05 - well no it wasn't "warm chocolate syrup", it was a woman's throw up. probably the last food she had eaten had been broken down and liquified and it was now on his dick.
fuck that, i'd puke on the back of her head and get in the shower to finish myself off with some soap or whatever cleansing product is readily available
I cant decide if I like getting puked on when I am "getting dome" better than when my GF has diarrhea when we are doing anal. Wet and warm, wet and warm wet and warm.
C'mon!
9:40- what r u 12??? Do you not know that warm and wet are right up there with tight on the list of things that feel good on a man's cock! It's not like he planned for it to happen or would try for it again but can admit it FELT good! Of course it's not the ideal thing he would want on his dick but it was warm and wet so it FELT good! Really? You can't understand that?? How lame is your love life if you don't understand what makes a guy's dick ache with pleasure!
Hey 9:59 sounds like you are a high class prostitute! Sit around and do nothing and just make babies when called upon....you are a waste of life....kill yourself....."let daycare raise my babies" you sorry sack of sh*t...hope they grow up and make your life a living hell
haha this reminds me of a couple weeks ago when i threw up on a guy i was blowing, i didnt want to freak him out so i didnt tell him but swallowed it instead and kept going. the funny part was right when i threw up he said, "damn that feels good."
whoever said this was fake it isnt this actully happend to a kid in my school... and i happen to live in the 609 area but i think someone put this up as a prank to make fun of him
11:11 no I am not 12. I have a kid that is 13. Yes I know that warm and wet feels good to a man and just because he didn't mean for it to happen doesn't make vomit on a mans cock hot. That's just one of those things that is a mood killer. Half way digested food and stomach acid is still half way digested food and stomach acid.
7:11 I did for the first for weeks but both babies were reflux babies and both were lactose intolerant. I wanted to but it didn't work out. I agree it is the very best choice though. Mine our six months and 21 months now. 21 month old grew out of his lactose intolerance and I'm hoping my youngest will do the same. The reflux has her on 2 different meds though.
Dome is a slang word meaning some ones head back in like 95 it was cool to say. Like have you ever heard some one say I'm goin take these
Oxys right to the dome.
4:14 AM I spend lots of time with my babies seeing as how I am a stay at home mother and it takes like 2 minutes to read the new post and respond now and then between bottles and diaper changes! Lol! It's what we call multitasking! Ever heard of it or is that to hard for you to understand. What are U doing up at 4 am reading TFLN anyway? I have a bottle to feed right now. I guess your life is just that lame huh?
STFU 10:35 Why cant ya'll mother f*ckers have a little respect on here? How the hell does she sound like a prostitute? Just because your mother was one that doesnt mean every woman is. She's an at home mom!!! Thats just as much of a job as anything else.
I threw up on my exboyfriend when giving hi head and all I had that day wa blue powerade and it turned him on bc the color and wanted me to do it it's again hahah soo weird....
I can't imagine the type of girls you guys are fucking that shit on you after taking it in the ass. I have never never had that happen to me after anal. And I have gagged a time or two but I never puke gross
9:04 reflux is an awful thing to deal with- I'm sorry to hear it. Good luck with both! Mine are 6 years and 19 months now. The oldest was allergic to cow milk but he grew out of it, as well. Have a good holiday!
Bahahah that's not fucked up at all... But I'm sure he just said that to be funny to his friend. Noone who is normal enough to get a blowjob has to be somewhat decent...
Okay apparently the OP never actually experienced this because that is not what its like, it stings because when u barf you barf a little stomach acid which is why your throat stings and when its on ur dick... It hurts. Not a good experience
8:07 I guess they do but if you are talking about you have it wrong. My Hubby makes 6 digits a year so I don't have to work and let daycare raise my babies. I get to do it myself. I realize not everyone can do that and this is on no way a jab at them. I'm just one of the lucky ones! :-) I have never been on welfare other than when I was very young and my single mother who worked still needed some help making ends meet.
first off "dome" is universal heard it in europe and it damn sure is a big term here in the south.
secondly OP i feel your burden, but I hope you atleast got to bust a nut.
9:04 reflux is an awful thing to deal with- I'm sorry to hear it. Good luck with both! Mine are 6 years and 19 months now. The oldest was allergic to cow milk but he grew out of it, as well. Have a good holiday!
10:35 you lack a fucking brain! I love my "job" of being a full time mother and if you think it's not work and I do nothing all day then I pray you do nit have children! Being a full time mother is the hardest job but just ad rewarding and amazing! I am not ashamed that this is my life! My husband provides for us. He is a pharmacist at a hospital so there isn't a need for me to leave our babies with someone else! That's an amazing thing. Most mothers would love to be in my shoes and I know I'm blessed!
11:36- I didn't say it was hot!!! Lol! All I'm saying is I understand why the warm and wet feeling would feel good! Can you really not get that????? How is the age of your child of any help in this conversation???? What does that have to do with it?? I have 2 children! Does that help you out any?LMFAO!
And thank you 10:58. I guess not everyone had a good upbringing and know nothing about the importance of raising your child. They don't raise themselves or teach themselves morals as the one post towards me clearly shows how much they lacked a good mother role!
I know quite of few people that still call a blowjob, 'dome.' But then again, I'm from Jersey as well. (Northern though) but yeah, it could be worse, like 'blowie.' Now I personally can't take that as seriously!
Wow you must feel so manly guido, I had a girl do this once but she had a bad gag reflex, it in no way ha to do with my size, I have a small penis like Howard Stern...bababooey to you all.
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