they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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