oh god the rape fog is back!
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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