you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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