That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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