due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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