I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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