I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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