We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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