and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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