All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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