You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
A bitchslap is in order.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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