I must be too annoying 4 u.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
there was a trapeze. enough said
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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