win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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