ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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