who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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