her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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