dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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