You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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