They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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