My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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