I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
She even gives head with a lisp.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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