covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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