He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Randomize
