drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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