white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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