I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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