My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
We left the knife in your bed.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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