Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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