I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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